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Halo 3

THE NOOK!

WHOA HOLY FUCK GUYS! THIS GAME IS MASSIVE! FIRST OF ALL, IN ITS FIRST WEEK ALONE IT SOLD 12 MILLION COPIES WORLDWIDE! THAT IS MORE THAN CDS BOUGHT AND MOVIE TICKETS BOUGHT COMBINED! ALSO, IT STARS MASTER CHIEF WHO IS THE BIGGEST HERO OF ALL TIME! IF YOU HAVE A 30″ TV IT WILL BECOME A 40″ TV BECAUSE HE IS THAT WICKED HUGE! AND HE FIGHTS THE FLOOD WHO ARE A HUGE FORCE OF ENEMIES! PLUS IT IS IN THE FUTURE– MEANING THAT THE NUMBER THAT IS THE YEAR IS ALSO HUGE! PROBABLY HUGER THAN 2008, ANYWAY! Continue reading →

Mass Effect

Videogames are acid, and my writing is a base. Prepare for a bunch of gas.

Did you ever want to go to space? Maybe you dreamed about it when you were a child, wishing you were the next Roberta Bondar. Unfortunately you will never be able to be the next first woman in space because that makes no sense. However, you can play Mass Effect! Continue reading →