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It’s come to my attention that some things on this site aren’t working correctly. Well, uh, it’s not the site. It’s…your browser. You should…clear…your…cache? Cookies? Also restart your computer. And…and…er

MICRO$OFT IS FUCKING US AGAIN

(shut up I’ll fix things eventually I’m lazy)

Holla Internet! Just so you know, none of us are dead!

Please stay tuned for upcoming content from the Spoilerist, along with a change in format: from now on, we’ll be reviewing movies and shows we HAVEN’T seen. This way you won’t have to worry about having things ruined for you by coming to this site. Aside from your day, I mean.

– scott

Hello Internet friends!

If you’re observant enough, you might have noticed that there are a bunch of new links at the top of the site. This is because the crew of the Spoilerist has decided that movies are not enough to sate our appetite to ruin things. We’re expanding. Growing ever fatter on the meat of pop culture. Pooping reviews.

Enjoy our spoor.

Hey all,

Just so you’re aware, the site isn’t dead exactly - it’s just in a critical sort of content-less coma. I have the makings of the latest IMDb Top 250 Slowly Destroyed segment sitting around in my email, but it’s a big pain in the butt to format, so I’ve been sitting on it for a while. Sitting on that pain in my butt.

Will the Spoilerist recover from its coma? Will it find that its wife has remarried its long-lost twin brother who is actually a woman magician?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME

But, look  busy or something.

The site is being updated just as soon as I stop being lazy. But for now, I go drinking.

7/10

–scott

Everyone fine?

Good.

 10/10

–scott

P.S. If you see anything weird, contact scott AT spoilerist.com or oddscoff to let me know.

Hey everyone, I’m going to be making some site changes in the next few minutes, so things could be unavailable. Even though I’m likely the only one who will notice this potential outage, I figured I’d tell y’all anyway.

7/10

–scott

The holidays are a busy time for everyone; fruitcakes don’t make themselves (if they could, we’d have to resort to genocide) and figgy pudding (whatever the hell that is) isn’t found in ditches by the side of the road (aside from that once).

We here at the Spoilerist wish you and yours a Happy Holidays - with the exception of blasphemer because he wishes nothing but pestilence on others - and hope to see you again in the New Year, because I asked for a high-powered telescope.

6/10

–scott

Ever written a trite movie review? Write one for here!

Email scott at spoilerist dot com

2/10

–scott

Here at the Spoilerist, we’re attempting to update as often as possible - every day if we can. However, we might not always succeed, because the writers all use gigantic keyboards and the letters are very far apart. It takes them a long time. I’d have written something myself, except Inland Empire killed my love of life.

But this post totally counts.