Born in an appalachian village, Angus has only recently discovered film as a medium. He cut his teeth reviewing archival super-8 videos of his friends and neighbors singing Old Joe Clark and other folk tunes but after detox, a dental overhaul, and being dressed in urban attire he is ready to enter the big leagues. He is very concerned about film as a medium.
Blasphemer is a solitary soul whose true name has been lost to the ages. He lives high in the Andes, subsisting only on wind and dew. Sometimes in his loneliness he screams out spoiler-ridden reviews into the night. These reviews are recorded by his disciples and are displayed here.
As the token female of the bunch, Cara wishes to be considered the boobs of the operation. Don’t worry about her liberal arts background. Only rarely does she blast flicks for their possibly sexist shenanigans. Cara enjoys baking and drawing. Her dislikes include lunar phases and genocide.
Illuminoid is also using a tricky Internet alias, so we’re not sure who he really is. However, he didn’t provide a picture for this blurb about him, so I did a GIS for “happy frog.” Why? I…I like happy frogs. Is that wrong?
Phil is a lifelong Toronto resident who one day dreams of doing extreme frisbee as a career & living in an isolated Caucasian suburb in a house within walking distance from a Catholic church & raise a nuclear family with a dog (he’s thinking maybe a Jack Russell) & a parakeet. Also a lifelong movie fan, he leans towards military propaganda & American films that feature heroic household pets as protagonists. In his spare time when he isn’t watching movies or leading his interpretive dance troupe, he likes to hang glide, bake Rice Krispie squares with chocolate chips & write erotica often featuring light bondage, food & unicorns.
Favourite films of all time: Forrest Gump, I Am Sam, Missing in Action, Steel Magnolias, Girl Interrupted & Ghost Dad
Favourite foods are: KD with sliced wieners, peanut butter & banana sandwiches, caesar salad with croutons & bacon bits
Biggest pet peeves: Marxist & feminist readings of literature, rap music, sarcasm, fatties
Biggest disappointments: the writers’ strike, postsecondary education, the current state of the war in Iraq
Scott doesn’t hide behind made up names. He hides behind the ubiquity of his real name. You might know a Scott; he could be this Scott, but probably isn’t. This Scott has glasses. He’s also in charge of spoilerist.com, so ultimately he’ll be the one serving jailtime. You can email him at scott@spoilerist.com, but he prefers you just message him on AIM with oddscoff.
Will. The name evokes feelings of steeled nerves. Of the ability to withstand pressure. Of the word that is the opposite of won’t. It is also my real name, so don’t wear it out! I bet you never heard that one! I rate every movie with eight stars out of ten due to my hatred of numerical rating systems and movies in general. I hate movies. They are mostly shit. Can I borrow five dollars? Read my other blogs, too… tabQWER and Every Game Ever.