If you have a twitter account and you aren’t following Thoughts of Dog, you are missing out and doing it all wrong. This account is amazing. I’ll take you through some of our favorite tweets. I’m pretty sure these “thoughts” are universal and what all our dogs are thinking.
I think we can all agree that all our dogs do this. I will wake up and not even open my eyes, but my dog somehow knows that I’m waking up and is ready for all the hugs and love. It’s like his brain says “you haven’t given me pets in 8 hours and that is too long.”
I swear this is the truth. My pup needs to have all his stuffed animals with him always. In every room he goes he brings them all. This is why I only keep three in the house at once now!
It doesn’t work this way when you try to steal all the food we drop on the floor and even try to get into the trash or onto the counter!!
I can really binge watch 73 hours of Grey’s Anatomy while my dog is on my lap but if I get up to pee he looks at me like I have severely offended him.
In the midst of all their craziness, they are always our number one supporters!!
“Just think of us as lego’s mom”
They give you that face…. the face you just can’t say no to!
Again, stop eating everything you see and we will not have these problems!
When your dog is the king of awkward situations. Bumping into people, farting in enclosed areas, sneezing all over toddlers, my dog has done it all. Never once has it led to any matchmaking!
“Sometimes I sneeze” That’s the only thing I look for on a doggo friendship application.
That is every day though, sir. Pick something else. (Don’t worry, you will still be cherished.)
This one gives me hope that my doggo isn’t sad that I’m gone and that the whole time he is just thinking about how much I miss him and want to come home.
I can not argue with this statement.
What a good boy
Half pets don’t count ma’am
Last but not least. They are probably always thinking about how much they love you, and how happy they are to have the best pet parents in the whole wide world. *insert sobbing*
Now try to tell us that this article didn’t make your whole entire day. Can’t? I didn’t think so.